Climbing seems to breed some type of pack animal mentality. As long as we are together, we feel pretty normal. Put one of us out in the open and we are just obsessed weirdos covered in chalk with abnormally strong hands, good balance and absolutely no fashion sense (my wife dresses me). In the spirit of climbing, some observations I have made in my years enjoying the sport. You might be a climber if:
- You know how to open a beer bottle with a carabiner.
- You don't twist the cap off of beer in fear of damaging the skin on your fingertips for tomorrow's bouldering session
- You own belts, or other clothing accessories, made of retired climbing gear.
- You trim your nails more often than your wife, girlfriend or mother
- You don't have any money for new climbing shoes, but always drink micro brew
- You can name 5 buildings in your neighborhood that would be great to climb
- You've climbed a building before
- You've contemplated how you could build a climbing wall in your rental apartment
- You regularly feel the need to hang from door frames
- You've been asked if Cliffhanger is a good movie more than ten times
- You hate the movie Cliffhanger
- You could kick an eagle scouts ass in a knot tying contest
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I can attest that Mitch's list rings true. I can remember may days in college (UNI) where Mitch was using some climbing gear to wardrobe himself. He also was constantly hanging from some doorway or whatever he could find. He also always brought up the idea of turning his apartment walls into some climbing wall.
Mitch always had a way of making you smile or laugh. Great times.
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